DEAF DEFINITION

Money in the bank : - It is like toothpaste in a tube, easy to take
out but hard to put back.
Telephone bill : - Something that proves talking isn’t cheap.
Happiness : - Interval period of unhappiness.
Silence : - It is the best answer of all questions.
Risk : - Great love and great achievement.
Neighbour : - One who knows more about you then you do.
Astrologist : - One who can tell what is going to
happen tomorrow and explain the
day after tomorrow why it didn’t.
Secret : - Something that person tells everybody
and request them not tell anybody.
Alarm clock : - Device to wake up those people
Who have no children?
Girl : - A person who will scream on seeing mouse
And insect but smiles at wolf.
Team work : - System of doing work if unsuccessful,
it is easy to blame someone else.
Bus : - A vehicle that runs faster when you’re
after it then when you are in it.
Boss : - A person who reaches the office early
When you are late and comes late
When you are early.

किन्छे रे

उसलाई त मैले चिनकै छैन
उसले त मलाई चिन्छे रे
मेरो मायाको दाम सोद्धै थिई
सस्तोमा पाए किन्छे रे

साचो दिन नभुल्नु

याद आयो भने आँखा बन्द नगर्नू
भेट भएन भने पनि दु:ख नमान्नू
हामी सधैँ सँगै हुनुपर्छ भन्ने केही छैन
तर मनको ढोका भने कहिले बन्द नगरनु
बन्द गरेउ भने पनि मलाई साचो दिन नभुल्नु

मर्नुपर्छ यहाँ

जस्ले तिम्लाई आँखा लाउछ,त्यस्ले मर्नुपर्छ यहाँ
राबण पनि मरेको थ्यो, सितालाई हरेपछी ।